Dr. Moebius: Not That Kind of Doctor
Masturbating Iguanas for the win

Spent the day talking about masturbating organisms, including iguanas, in my biology class.  God I love teaching biology.  If you want to know the prevailing hypothesis on why a male iguana would masturbate send me an email.

The pleasure is momentary, the positions ridiculous, and the expense damnable.”- Lord Chesterfield in describing sex to his son in the 1700s.